this is for all the girls who are flying high enough. Please come back to earth!
heheh. realize.
Chapter 1
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Asking You Out
because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out
men find it very satisfying to get what they want
if a guy truly likes you, but for personal reasons, needs to take things slow, he will let you know immediately. He won't keep you guessing because he'll want to make sure you don't get frustrated and go away.
don't let him trick you into asking you out
men, for most part, like to pursue women
an excuse is a polite rejection. Men are not afraid of "ruining the friendship."
you are good enough to be asked out.
Chapter 2
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Calling You
men know how to use the phone
when you like someone, they just don't slip your mind
you know they mean it when they actually do what they said they were going to do
men are never too busy to get what they want
if he's not calling you, it's because you are not on his mind
if he's choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn't respect your feelings and needs
you deserve a fucking phone call
Chapter 3
He's Just Not That Into You Is He's Not Dating You
"hanging out" is not dating
a man who's really into you is going to want you all to himself
better than nothing is not good enough for you!
if you don't know where the relationship is going, it's okay to pull over and ask
there's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone he's your boyfriend
Chapter 4
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Not Having Sex With You
when men like you, they want to touch you, always
if a man is not trying to undress you, he's just not that into you
if you're tempted to spend countless nights just cuddling with someone, buy a puppy
there's someone out there that does want to have sex with you, hot stuff
Chapter 5
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Having Sex With Someone Else
there's never going to be a good excuse for cheating
cheating doesn't just "happen". It was planned and executed with the full knowledge that it could end your relationship
cheating is a complete betrayal of trust
100% of guys polled said that they have never accidentally slept with anyone
Chapter 6
He's Just Not That Into You If He Only Wants To See You When He's Drunk
if he likes you, he'll want to see you when his judgment isn't impaired
it doesn't count unless he says it when he's sober
drinking and drug use are not a path to one's innermost feelings
you deserve to be with someone who doesn't have to get loaded to be around you
Chapter 7
He's Just Not That Into You If He Doesn't Want To Marry You
love cures commitment phobia
don't spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you
if you don't feel like you're rushing, why are you waiting?
there's a guy out there who wants to marry you
Chapter 8
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Breaking Up With You
"i don't want to go out with you" means just that
always be classy. Never be crazy
a breakup is a definitive action, not a democratic one
breakup sex means you're still broken up
cut him off. Let him miss you
Chapter 9
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Disapppeared On You
sometimes you have to get closure all by yourself
there's nothing worse than hving no answer. No answer is your answer.
don't give him the chance to reject you again
there's no mystery-he's gone and he wasn't good enough for you
Chapter 10
He's Just Not That Into You If He's Married (And Other Insane Variations Of Being Unavailable)
if you're not able to love fully, it's not really love
he's married
unless he's all yours, he's still hers
don't be that girl
Chapter 11
He's Just Not That Into You If He's A Selfish Jerk, A Bully, Or A Really Big Freak
if you really love someone, you want to do things to make that person happy
you are the catch
life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with